Top 10 reasons to visit SEO-Sucks.com

From the Home Office in Wahoo, Nebraska, we have tonight'sTop 10.

Dave: Paul, is the home office still in Wahoo?

Paul: I don't know Dave.

Dave: Why do I even bother? So here we go...Tonight's Top 10 reasons to visit SEO-Sucks.com...What the hell is this?

Paul: Oh SEO-Sucks.com they are a new sponsor.

Dave: So these weasels get their own top 10?

Paul: Looks that way. Dave what is SEO?

Dave: Umm Ummm, Nevermind!

On with the top 10....................

Number 10.

" SEO-Sucks even when your partner doesn't!

Dave: Ever have that problem Paul?

Number 9

" The webmasters were not on the Jury for the OJ and MJ trials!!

Number 8
'Shameless plugs and typo's not only welcome, but preferred.

Number 7
" No Stuffed Shirt Search Engine Optimizing Stanford grads on Staff!!

Number 6

" If you Own Google stock, you better get the heads up from SEO-SUCKS.COM"

Dave: Paul, What is Google?
Paul: Huh? What Dave?

Number 5
" Objects on website are always smaller than they appear.

Number 4
" Guaranteed #1 listing on the new Goohoo and Yahoogle search engines!

Number 3
" Free pops ups, pop-unders, float in ads, and a free spyware cookie with every visit!! (that's a joke)

Number 2
" You have lost your meta-tags and someone said you could find them there."

And tonight's #1 Reason to visit www.Seo-Sucks.com

Your website still sucks!