Content? You want some content? Look at our NUMBER ONE GOOGLE RANKIN!

 

They told Me and Lenny that us stupid rednecks couldn't get a number one ranking. Shoot, we took that bet. I mean we are SEO expertz now!

I've been working hard to come up with some original content that isn't on any other website. Lenny came over and we had a few beers the other night and starting thinking of smart ways to get original content with no cash outlay or well effort.

After about 12 beers, Lenny came up with a plan. The easiest way to get original content is to fake it.......... just like his wife does every thursday night.

So we started trolling the article bins and man we found some great keyword rich articles, some about fishin, some about cars (monster trucks), and a few about girls.

We spent so much time readin about them girls and them trucks and lyin about fishin we didn't get anything done at all. that don't mean we can't get a number one ranking after all, we are experts..........

Here is the proof.

 

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Story by Lenny and Philbert

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